gwal
| gwal |
| Points: | 24.882.162 |
| Rank: | 26 |
| Opponents defeated: |
216.962.059 (35.)
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| Tribe: |
MTS~L
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| Profile |
| Age: | 34 | | Gender: | male | | Location: | Chef666 |
| Personal text |
We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really!!!!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the karma sutra or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
| Achieved daily awards |
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6x Great power of the dayYou took over the most villages in this world on 30.09.2011 (36 villages)!
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3x Attacker of the dayYou defeated the most units in this world as an attacker on 31.07.2011 (469.092 units)!
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3x Looter of the dayYou plundered the most resources in this world on 28.01.2012 (44.673.170 resources)!
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1x Defender of the dayYou defeated the most units in this world as a defender on on 22.04.2012 (176.726 units)!
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1x Plunderer of the dayYou plundered the most villages in this world on 04.08.2012 (176 villages)!
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| Achieved awards |
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Demolisher (Gold - Level 4)
You have destroyed 10.000 building levels so far!
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Master of the Battlefield (Gold - Level 4)
You have already completely destroyed 2.500 hostile armies!
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Nobles Faith (Gold - Level 4)
You have defeated 700 noblemen so far!
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Reliable Commander (Gold - Level 4)
You have supported other players in battle 3.000 times
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Successful noble claims (Gold - Level 4)
You already conquered 100 claimed villages!
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Wallbreaker (Gold - Level 4)
You have already destroyed 10.000 wall levels!
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Wealth comes in gold (Gold - Level 4)
You minted 50.000 gold coins!
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Scout Hunter (Silver - Level 3)
You have fought off 250 scouting attacks.
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Market Guru (Bronze - Level 2)
You traded resources using your market 100 times so far!
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The Warlord (Bronze - Level 2)
You have attacked 25 different players!
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Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
You have made a total of 5 friendships!
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Lucky fellow
The loyalty of a village was 0 after you conquered it!
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Self-conquest
You have conquered yourself!
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Unlucky fellow
The loyalty of a village dropped to +1 due to one of your attacks!
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